Monday, November 2, 2009

Flying Solo

Do you ever get in moods where you enjoy just being by yourself? Where you can spend hours if not days by yourself (with the exception of family)? Where you can sit in your room and veg, watch movies, work on your computer, listen to music/podcasts, tweet from  your phone, facebook from your phone, eat junk, eat healthy, shop or not shop, clean, THINK about cleaning but not acutally do it?  Am I a weirdo?  Diane Von Furstenburg once said "The most important relationship you have, is the relationship you have with yourself, because no matter what happens you will always be with yourself."  I thought about that quote for a really long time...maybe I overanalyzed a lil' bit, but the fact of the matter is....I like myself.  I like my life.  I'm so grateful for so many things (to name them all would not only bore you to tears, but it would probably make you really jealous of me...I'm totally kidding) that I find it difficult to be at war with the way things are at this very given point in my life.  Granted, I don't have the perfect life...but who does besides Paris, J-Lo & Angelina right now? 
For the majority of my life I have ALWAYS seen my mom reading, and growing up I never understood why she would READ in her spare time...especially when there were SO many other things to do..like watch tv...play outside....text...camp on the computer etc (I'm such an Orange/Yellow personality depending on which quiz you're talking about)....I remember conversating with her about her addiction to reading. She told me that she didn't always enjoy reading....it wasn't until she got so busy that she didn't have time for herself....reading became her "me" time.  *confused look*
These past few months (almost a year and half) I've come to understand what she meant.  We all need a little "me" time....not in a selfish way, but a way to harness our "chi", get in touch with our minds,making sure that our hearts and minds our communicating, taking time to detox and acknowledging what we, not only, have going for ourselves but the things we have been abundantly blessed with.  My point?  I'm happy.  I have my "off" days.  Surprise!  I'm human!  I feel like I'm finally starting to come into my own.....& that's a good feeling. 

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Let the record show...

Let the record show that on this day 59 years ago, Vatau Siaki Su'a (Rocky) was born.  Where do you even begin with this one?  Everyone (almost everyone) thinks their dad is the GREATEST, and I suppose in one way or another we can completely justify WHY are dad is the best...here are my justifications (disclaimer: my intnent is not to convert anyone into believing my dad is the world's greatest...but if it happens...just go with it, you will be blessed).
25.  Dad grew up in a semi-third world country, and against all odds has made a home and a life for himself & his family.
24.  He has mastered 2 instruments: a. the ukulele b. his voice (side note: he has recently developed a taste for the piano and is working on mastering that talent as well).  Growing up we all have memories of dad sitting out on the porch in the late afternoon (dusk time) with his ukulele and serenading the neighborhood.  Whenever we had luau's, parties, get togethers etc etc Dad was always the entertainment.  Wonderful wonderful memories.
23. He is the comedic relief in the family.  Dad has always been a comedian. He's done plenty of shows and MC'd plenty of events/activites/programs etc, and somehow he always manages to bring the house down.  Jamie, and Mikey have certainly inherited their comedic side from dad.  Needless to say...laughter is always a huge part of our household.
22.  His accent....which is fading fast....since English is his 2nd language there were times where conjugations were incorrect...words were mispoken...and our jokes were at HIS expense.  It was at an early age that we noticed dad wouldn't say things correctly and they quickly became family jokes...here are some examples (I love you dad)
a.  CUT IF OFF!  He would always yell at us to "cut it off."  One night at the dinner table (we were all really really young...and annoying) Dad sternly told us to "cut it off."  Somehow (I seriously don't know what came over me) I mustered up the courage and timidly said "Dad, it's cut it out, not cut it off." *ROARS of laughter* and just like that....we were never the same.
b.  When I was 9 yrs. old I got a bad case of pink eye (not fun) we made a few trips to the dr and for the most part it was clearing up....one day after my dad got home from work he inquired as to how I was doing...."Let me see your eyes-ez" (double pluralized)....I couldn't help but laugh....we STILL tease him to this very day about it. 
21.  Dad is the HARDEST worker I have ever seen.  I kinda get choked up just blogging about it.  He works hours upon hours...day after day...14 hour days....15 hour days....and when he comes home to his family he is HAPPY....ready to hear about our days and how they went.  Because of this single act I cannot bring myself to complain about my 8 hour/9 hour day at work no matter how bad of a day it was.  He has taught me so much about the aspect and the importance of work exclusively through his example. 
20.  It is IMPOSSIBLE for me to go ANYWHERE without someone knowing Vatau/Rocky Su'a.  As soon as someone sees my last name the first question out of their mouth is "Do you know Vatau/Rocky?" They then proceed to tell me crazy stories about my dad...which I love.
19.  I have to tell this story b/c I think it's not only a funny story but it's priceless.  When Dad was 10 yrs. old he was approached by missionaries (LDS) to be baptized.  Being 10 yrs. old one might argue that  he probably wasn't the most qualified at making life changing decisions, capable but not qualified, but the missionaries had something that dad COULDN'T say no to.  Ice cream.  And just like that the deal was sealed, he sold his soul for ice cream.  He was baptized that week.  The next week he went back to get baptized again....and also for the free ice cream.  The missionaries turned him away informing him he could only be baptized once and he had met his quota for this lifetime.  Discouraged, disappointed, & sad he went on his way. He went about his mischievous life and a few years later developed an interest in attending "The Church College of Western Samoa" (better known as CCWS).  Tuition was high however, members of the LDS church were given a discount on the tuition....as fate would have it 3 years prior to his interest in attending CCWS Vatau became a member of the LDS denomination (in his humble attempt for free ice cream).  I remember him telling me later that he developed his testimony while studying at CCWS.  Later he went on to serve an LDS mission in/for the Apia, Samoa Mission. I've never thought of ice cream in the same way.
18.  He has ALWAYS put his family first.  If this blog was strictly about how he has put his family first, you would be reading stories for days...it would be chuck full of heart touching stories.  One in particular that will always make me proud (to be his daughter).  While dad was a student here in America he worked 2 or 3 jobs (at least) so that he could make enough money to support himself and also his Grandmother(who raised him) Fa'ilagi who lived in Samoa.  Think of your young adult life for a moment.  Can you imagine supporting you AND your family?  He is selfless and has always been a "giver."  He is the least selfish man I've ever known.
17.  If there is anything on my plate that I can't finish, don't like, or don't want rest assure that my dad will take care of it for me.  Now some of you may be thinking "what?  why would she include this in her list?"  It's a comfort thing.  That may sound so ridiculous to you, but I know when I sit down to eat I don't have to worry about not finishing my plate. Nothing goes to waste, I don't feel guilty for squandering perfectly good food.  It's comforting to know that my dad will take care of me in that aspect.  Side note: I've never met another guy/boy/man (not even my brothers) who can do this. 
16.  How could you NOT love his step-by-step instructions.  It doesn't matter what you're doing, if dad is around he will give you step-by-step instructions on how (he thinks) things should be done.  Patience is required for this one.  I just have to sit back and laugh. 
15.  Dad is one laid back cat UNLESS mom is out of town.  I don't know why, but when mom is home we can do/say/go/be/ anything/anywhere and he would never make a fuss.  When mom is gone be prepared to be on lockdown.  I guess it's a papa bear thing which is endearing.  Being the cunning & creative girl that I am, I've mastered the task to persuade dad into letting me out of the house while mom is gone.  It took several years but I finally got it down packed.  Shhhh....don't tell...
14.  Growing up dad didn't have pants he had JAMS!  Definition of Jams: brightly colored/patterned shorts that my Grandma or Mom would make.  Jams were worn with bright t-shirts, a hat, and sandals.  NO ONE can pull this look off....except dad. 
13.  I love dad's personality.  I love that he can tease us but at the same time discipline us.  Dad loves to have a good time, and we love to have a good time with him!
12.  His Chop Suey is the BEST Chop Suey.  He is such a sensational cook.  He uses no measuring utensils, no recipes.  Talent folks, pure talent. 
11.  He has always been our greatest protector.  When I moved out of the house the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, time etc I never felt as safe as I did when I was at home.  His presence is not only a comfort but it's an outward statement that I am safe and that I'm not scared of anything....with him around.
10.  My siblings don't even know this story.  I was astounded when I heard it.  Dad was a performer (we established this earlier in this post) I've often wondered why he never took it to the next level.  One day I was talking to him about it.  I found out (long story short) that he was approached by a very influential Hollywood agent, with an opportunity that would guarantee fame and fortune.  After much thought & consideration decided that his family was more important and that if he took that path of fame, that his family life would not be what he wanted it to be.  He was offered ridiculous amounts of money.  As I put myself in that position I would be in torment deciding what to do.  As dad was telling me the story it was as if he was talking about doing dishes...it meant nothing to him.....the money, the fame, the fortune, the opportunity was nowhere near how important his family was/is to him. 
9.  One thing I love about dad is that even though I am his favorite (and everyone knows it) he still insists on claiming Jamie, Manti, and Mikey (individually...one by one) as his favorite just to make me jealous....*whispers* guess what....I know I'm you're favorite dad....no matter what you say...sorry about it :)
8.  If you tell dad something embarassing that happened to you....he'll remember if forever and ALWAYS bring it up at the most inconvenient time.  It's good for a laugh if it's not at YOUR expense :)
7.  Oh this one I LOVE.  I can't tell you how many stories I've heard of how dad was such a trouble maker (see # 2)....in fact if I had a dime for every story I've heard I would have my college tuition paid for, and probably a house to go with it.  Knowing that he is mischievous I can see where we all get our "trouble-making" side.....and he STILL gets mad at us for trouble we cause...but technically....it's HIS fault...we're HIS children....with HIS genes....and HIS character....hmmmm...where's the justification in this? Ha ha ha
6.  He won't let me mow the lawn.  He'll let everyone else in the family do it....except me.....
5. When Jamie and I were 7 and 8 dad gave us nicknames and has called us his Princess (me) and his Angel (Jamie) ever since.  I have always loved it.
4.  He invented "Common Sense."  Oh, you didn't know?  He invented it, and apparently is the only person who has it...so.......good luck guys.
3.  A few months ago the house was empty it was a Sunday Evening...I walked back to Dad's bedroom and heard him singing....he was watching "The Sound of Music" and was singing (every single word to) "I am 16 going on 17."  I just sat and listened.  When he figured out I was standing there giggling he told me how "The Sound of Music" was the first movie he ever saw.  As a little boy he would work and as soon as he earned a dime he would go to the movie theatre and watch "The Sound of Music:" he said he saw it over and over again.  I often forget that Dad was a little boy once.  I have to give thanks to the childhood he had, because his childhood has helped to shape our lives.  Dad has told me that he knew what it was like not to have money, and he has never wanted us to feel that way.  I can honestly say that I have never wanted for anything, Dad has always given us and provided for us everything we have ever wanted.  As an adult I realize the sacrifice and efforts he made to make us happy.  Those memories are simply irreplaceable.
2.  This is my FAVORITE story of Dad.  While attending CCWS there came a day in his Religion class where the class was supposed to have a test.  The class was panicking b/c nobody was prepared for the exam.  Because they attended "The CHURCH College of W. Samoa" they began every class with a word of prayer.  In the midst of all the stress the teacher began the class and asked for a volunteer to pray.  Vatau volunteered.  He began to pray.......for the ENTIRE duration of the class....he blessed every individual person in the room.."please bless Alipate Schwenke with his temper, sometimes he loses his temper so please help him to keep his temper, please bless Sia sometimes she gets mad, and yells at us so please help her not to get mad"  *bell rings indicating class is over* "Amen"  Dad prayed the WHOLE class time and dodged the exam....hero of the class!  The teacher was furious...but they couldn't interrupt the sacred prayer that was being offered.  How clever!  What a genius!  In all my years of scheming and plotting to get out of school work...I never came up with something like that. Ahhh!  I love that story!
1.  Lastly....from the many stories I've heard about Dad I've come to know that he dated a lot of girls (which is not a bad thing)...and out of all the girls he dated he chose the best one, my Mom.  I think that was the best decision he's ever made.  They compliment each other, they fit.  They love each other and they love us.  They have built such an incredible, and EXTRA-ordinary life together.  None of us would be who we are without them....Dad has had such an impact on all of our lives and I can't express how much we love him (especially me).  Manuia le aso fanau Dad.  You are the World's Greatest!  We need more men like you in this world.  I know that my Father in Heaven loves me because he blessed me with YOU as my father. No one can take your place, you're one of a kind...in good times and bad I love you so much!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Impossible things are happening everyday!


I thought I was getting myself into a sticky situation.  I had to sit back and ask myself "what are you doing?"  Last month I auditioned for the play/musical "Cinderella."  I thought I would give it a try....didn't have anything to lose sort of thing. Miraculously I was cast in the production.  Ladies and Gentlemen you are looking at the newest "evil stepsister" aka Grace (suitable name right?)!  At first I was a little weary and nervous (I don't normally do this sort of thing....in public..or professionally)....I haven't been in a production since High School.  I didn't tell ANYONE for the longest time.  My mom & my sister knew, but that was it.  There are so many "haters" out there and I didn't want to give them any fuel for their fire so to speak, and I certainly didn't want to be the topic of conversation at a friendly "roast" in so many words.  However, the production is coming along SO well....the actors are so talented and the show itself is going to be a masterpiece!  This is the "Rogers & Hammerstein's" version of Cinderella.  It is jam-packed with catchy tunes, creative dialog, comedy, and down-right-good-ol'-fashion-fun.  Because I have so much faith in this production I wanted to extend an invitation to anyone and EVERYONE.....is this a cheap plug?  It will be running (Friday) Nov. 13th-14th.  There will be matinee's as well as evening shows.  It is showing at the Draper Historic Theatre.  Naturally I will post specifics as we get closer to opening night.  Any of you who have kids...this would be the perfect thing for them.  I believe one of the Saturday showings will be discounted IF you come dressed as a Prince or Princess (which adds a little pizazz to the novelty of the situation).  If you have any questions let me know (leave a comment & I'll answer it).  Guys seriously....it's gonna be so fun! I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to see you there. 

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Expected the worst....

Have you ever expected the worst...or were NOT looking forward to something & it turned around and slapped you in the face with the EXACT opposite of what you thought it was gonna be?  Did that even make sense to anyone?  Last week I was NOT looking forward to Conference weekend...i.e. the dances, the people that come in from all over....I was just not looking forward to socializing, maybe it was just a mood I was in who knows...but then...all of a sudden from out of left field...we have a little badda...a little bing...and BOOM!  Awesome weekend.  I met a lot of new people....gave out my number a few times *winks* was fully enriched by the talks I listened too...ate some amazing food (thanks Mom)....saw my fam bam....seriously guys.....I love it when you "expect the worst, and hope for the best" and you GET the best *BIG sigh of relief*
Oh but I have to tell you guys this....so today (Tuesday) I was walking down the hall at work, and there was this older (gosh how do I say this nicely..ok..gotta keep it real) not cute type woman who looked like she stole a few too many cookies from the cookie jar if you catch my drift ( No, I am NOT making fun of chubby people)...and I don't mean "not cute" in a "she's ugly poor her" way...I mean it in a "she would have a chance if she didn't wear a white see-thru night shirt with a black bra that is too small" sort of way...nobody wants or needs to see that....c'mon girls let's think before we exit the house for the day. 
DISCLAIMER:
Let the record show...I am not perfect, but I do have common sense.
(end of disclaimer)
Ooooh!  Has anyone read the new Dan Brown (author of The Davinci Code & Angels & Deamons) book "The Lost Symbol?"
Also, it is getting to be that time again....Autumn....if you blink you might miss it...it's supposed to be short this year *sad face* but....you know what comes with Autumn????  New sheets!!!!  How pathetic am I that I get excited about new sheets......oh well...I love the little pleasures life brings.  Oh yeah....what the Khloe Kardash &; Lemar from the Lakers?  What the.....who the....why the?????  THAT was random...but she still has great hair. 
Did you guys hear Mariah (Carey, for those of you who do not habla pop culture) might be prego....uh-oh baby diva on board...watch out.
You wanna know what new tv show pulled me right in and wouldn't let me go?  FlashForward.  Get into it. 
What am I looking forward to?  Halloween.....fun costume ideas all around....gotta make the right decision though.  Good luck Jenilyn, right?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Give it up!

"Mother love is the fuel that enables the normal human being to do the impossible." -Marion Garetty. It was my moms birthday on Saturday. In honor of my mom I wanted to name 25 things I love about her (even though there are a million things...I didn't think it would be fair to everyone else if I named all 1million of them).

25. *Submitted by Mikey* She is so patient....so true! Whenever things get chaotic, she is always the one (more or less) who has her head on straight. She can get through ANY situation (and is prepared for most...which we will address further into this blog). She is the one we rely on to keep a level head....you don't ever really have to worry about making mom mad b/c she will always always talk it through with you. An amazing trait to start of this entry!

24. She ALWAYS comes home happy...even if she has had a horrible hectic day, when she walks in the door she has a smile on her face. This characterisitc makes all the difference in our home, our lives, and our attitudes.

23. Whenever she answers the phone she sounds like she's in a good mood. Some of you may be thinking....why is this on the list? Have you ever had your family members answer your phone call like they were annoyed....tired....in a bad mood....uninterested? It's not pleasant...but we can always count on mom to be happy, & upbeat which is completely contagious.

22. She ALWAYS knows what to do. Whenever any of us are in a pickle....she has the exact remedy...and it always works!

21. Her love is completely contagious. If she loves someone we automatically love them too...i.e. if one of us (the siblings) is driving another sibling crazy she can always talk us into forgiving them and loving them....ughhhhh sometimes it's so frustrating b/c you just want to be mad but you can't.....not when she's around :)

20. Her inevitable NEED for her children....I don't mean she NEEDS us around to be happy, or content I mean she needs us around so she doesn't get LOST! I don't know how she gets from point A to point B but I love her for it. It not only is comical it's what makes Mom....Mom.

19. *Submitted by Manti* One of his favs is when she says something that's a tiny tiny bit off-color, she laughs and gets WAY embarassed. It's so true! What's even funnier is the laugh she does when she gets embarassed about something!

18. She is supportive of ANYTHING & EVERYTHING that any of us want to do. Can I tell you how much of a difference that makes in our lives? She not only backs us 100% but she'll do the work with us if she needs to (example Manti & Mikey's paper route...she was the one waking the boys up at 5am...helping fold the "papes" and then driving the boys around to deliver them)THAT is how supportive she is. I cannot imagine my life without the amount of support she has given me, & I'm sure my siblings would agree.

17. "Write me a note" 'nuff said :)

16. Her British accent. Hahahahaha. When Shanna & Pam get together they magically transform into British Women...only for a few sentences though.

15. She has the sweetest disposition. Maybe she inherited this characteristic from her Mother. Regardless, it is wonderful to live with....no complaints here.

14. Her attachment to the "outdoors." She has taught all of us in one way or another to love the outdoors and to appreciate all its diversions.

13. Her taste. Pam has a very distinct taste/zest for style, food, decoration, & entertainment. If we ever see something funky & coolio in a store be it clothes, sunglasses, decor, movies, etc etc we have coined the phrase "this is SO mom!" It's what makes Pam....Pam....Love it!

12. Her green thumb. Pam can work wonders with a yard, dead plants of all sorts, and indoor plants. She is one who has been blessed with the Gift of Gardening....jealous!

11. I HAVE TO put this on the list.....the "Campbell Way"....which I have come to love. Imagine the simplest situation...for instance....turning off the lights in the house/church/anywhere....multiply the level of complexity by 10....add 4....multiply it AGAIN by 4 million and you will have something close to...the Campbell Way....after Kristen & Nate's Wedding this is what happened...we were all hungry and decided to make our way over to an old Family favorite: China Nite. As we were in the church parking lot this conversation took place:
Gma: Oh dear, the lights in the church are still on.
Shanna: Ok I'll go turn them off
Pam: We need to get to China Nite it closes at 10
Gma: Shanna, do you know where the lights in the church are?
Shanna: No, but I can find them
Gma: I know where they are I'll go turn them off
Shanna: I don't think so, you need to get into the car...I'll go turn the lights off...Pam get mom into the car!
Gma: But honey you don't know where the lights are
Pam: We need to go!
Shanna: (to Gma) well I'm not gonna let you go turn the lights off
Pam: Everyone get in the car!
Shanna: Pam! We need to turn the lights off in the church
Pam: Well I don't know where they are
Shanna: Neither do I
Gma: Now Shanna I can turn off the lights just as easy as anyone else can
Shanna: No mom you need to get into the car
Pam: Shanna China Nite closes at 10
Shanna: I know that...I'm trying to get mom in the car so we can go
Gma: but the lights need to be turned off
Pam: We need to go now China Nite closes at 10!
This went on for about 30 mins....and the lights never did get turned off. Hence...the Campbell Way. *Don't touch this one folks....it's a trademark*

10. Her "greens"....that no longer exist...but we loved them just the same!

9. Her Lullaby's. They have stuck with ALL of us to this very day....in fact...we now sing them to our new Nephew.

8. Her strength in the Gospel. Her testimony is not only an example but it is a wonderful testification to us that the Church is true.

7. Her ability to make a house a HOME.

6. Her kindness. She is kind to everyone.

5. The example that she sets for all of us.

4. Her zest for life. Pam has gone on several international tours/trips...bike tours...bike marathons...on a few occasions has even taken one of us with her!

3. She is a classy lady. Pam is always polite and uses manners which she has taught each of us...

2. She is the most intelligent woman we know. Her love for reading, history, and thirst for knowledge have definitely benifited each of us not only scholastically but she has been able to annihilate any stupors of thought that we may come across....if you ever watch/play Jeopardy or Trivial Pursuit with Pam (and/or Jamie) count on losing.

1. Without a doubt Mom is the easiest person to talk to...to talk things through with....to comfort you....to wipe tears away....to go to with the toughest of questions/problems/concerns etc.

A world without Mom is a world with no hope, no joy, no cheerfulness, no coziness, no happiness, no consolation.....no life. She is the bread to our butter and the breath to our life :)
For better or for worse she has become the voice in my head....the voice of reason that I can't seem to drown out...she is my supporter my cheerleader, my example, my strength and I count my MANY MANY blessings to be able to call her Mother. Happy Birthday Mom. We all love you so much!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Guilty!

So......Do you guys have guilty pleasures that you're embarassed about?  I asked a friend what their Guiltiest Pleasure was and they said..."candy"....uh.....errrrr!  Back it up...that is NOT a guilty pleasure b/c the majority of us (I realize that there are a select few who do NOT enjoy candy) enjoy it...therefore it does NOT qualify as a "Guilty Pleasure."  Let me break it down for everyone.  A Guilty Pleasure is something that you see/feel/taste/smell/hear....which you enjoy....yet have a sense of guilt whether real or imagined.  I have SOOOOO many Guilty Pleasures...you would think that I would want to lock myself up and hide.  However, today I'm feeling brave...I also think it would be very therapeutic to write them down and send it out into the never ending abyss we know as the internet (completely safe right?  hmph...just don't care today).
1. Reality TV:  It's sooooo trashy but sometimes I just cannot pull myself away from it. "Keeping up with the Kardashians," "Addicted to Beauty," "Paris Hilton's BFF" (why! why me?!)  "Real World/Road Rules Challeneges," "Bridezillas" which btw HOW do those girls acutally find someone that will commit themselves to marry them?  I guess miracles still happen.
2.  Watching movies with the "Closed-Captioning" on:  it's true, I'm a closet closed-captioner.  I can't help it, but I thoroughly enjoy it.
3.  Faking sick to get out of doing chores:  I am NOT the only one in the family that does this and that's where I find justification.  All we have to do is fake/pretend we REALLY don't feel good, and voila, sympathy sets in and softens the hearts of those around us and just like that....no chores.  Freakishly amazing....yet guilty.
4. "Sleeping like a sailor" as my dad would say: I enjoy sleeping...I do...so sue me.  I find it hard to have a real good sleep sesh b/c my guilt immediately sets in around 10am...and as I'm talking myself into throwing my cares to the wind and sleeping til I can't sleep anymore, the wiser more concious part of me wins and I am up for the day...all the while regretting my decision to wake up...and....ultimately do nothing....it's a tough battle to fight.
5.  Iced Venti Chai-tea from Starbucks (only Starbucks): so these drinks are pretty much happiness in a cup.  I haven't decided nor do I want to decided if it is in violation of  "Section 89" (D&C)...I am in torment b/c they are niether hot nor strong drinks BUT it does have the word "tea" in it...but THIS tea comes from an herb found in India....blah blah blah....you can understand my frustration wanting to uphold the standards of the church while fighting off the natural man.  For now I am at peace...the chai continues.  Throw in a vanilla scone and I am positively sinful....
6.  Borrowing wifi: not residential wifi but business wifi....why have wifi if you don't want people to use it?  Why do I feel guilty going into a buisness and using their wifi?  Because they have commercials about people "borrowing" wifi and it makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong....which leads to another internal argument....which I blatently ignore.  Still....the sense of guilt....yet....pleasurable.
7.  Oh!  This one I LOVE LOVE LOVE.....Causing trouble ON PURPOSE!  This is kind of a long story but it explains exactly what I mean.  One time (at band camp...but not really) when I was about 10 yrs old I was outside...I saw Mikey & his best friend Devin playing & for some reason or another I started yelling at them....all of sudden...Mikey threw a LOG at my head!  It didn't really hurt or phase me, but in my mind I was so mad at him for throwing a log at me...so...being the drama queen that I, THEN, was...clamped my hand on my head and went screaming bloody murder to my mom.  When I got into the house I remember exactly what happened....I gave a BRILLIANT performance about what happened and as I pulled my hand away from my head I felt it....wet, thick, nastiness....blood.  I remember drifting in and out of conciousness, seeing bloody wash rag after bloody wash rag being pulled away from my head to try and clot the bleeding.  My plan back-fired...not only did Mikey NOT get in trouble (b/c all the attention was on me and saving my mischievious life), but I was taken to the hospital for tests and examinations....so annoying!  As an adult looking back...that's what I get....I was trying to cause trouble and it backfired.  Serves me right...right?  WRONG....I continued in my pursuit to instigate trouble for my own amusement.  Hehehehehehe...guilty pleasure number 7...check!
8.  Justification:  I don't know why I get such a kick out of this...but I can pretty much justify myself out of anything.....please bless I don't turn into a murderer or something horrendous like that.  I'm talking about the petty stuff....not washing my car, not taking the garbage out, impulse buying, a quick trip to Hawaii...you know, the stuff that doesn't really matter.
Ok so now that I've totally ratted myself out....what about you guys?  What are YOUR guilty pleasures???

Friday, September 25, 2009

Desperado Vent Sesh!

Ok so I saw this lady at work who was wearing these silk-meets-velvet type material pair of OVERALLS (Bible!)  Guys if your mom or gma was wearing something like that you would tell her right?  I feel bad that her family didn't tell her that overalls went out of style with "Kriss Kross" (jump jump). 
So I've lived in Utah now for a while and I always hear the term "Utah Driver" but I never knew what it meant....I've been way confused about that...until.....recently.  Have you noticed that Utah Drivers have that "me first" mentality?  SO ANNOYING!  When someone is trying to merge (politely) into the next lane so she doesn't miss her exit...you do NOT speed up so you won't be stuck behind her....I experience this on a daily basis.  It's irritating.
Ok so you know that quote "cleanliness is next to Godliness?"  I totally get that quote and love it....but I don't know what is up with me lately....I'm in a funk that I can't shake....I cannot bring myself to clean my living space!  Normally, I enjoy cleaning, but my room has been nothing less of an un-natural disaster....suggestions?
Ooh....have you guys ever been walking down the hall at work and there is another co-worker walking towards you and they act like they don't know or see you?  I think it's so funny!  So I go out of my way to make them notice me...not really "out of my way" but I make an effort to interact with them....*high pitched voice* awkward...hahaha for them not me.  Hello CO-WORKERS!  We spend 40-60 hours of the week together...can we like each other please? hahahahaha! 
So...as part of the "funk" I'm going through...I have NO blank cds....AND I ran out of eyeliner and I just can't bring myself to go to target and get more (cds & eyeliner).....guys seriously...without eyeliner I look animalistic/gross/zombie-ish...bible....it's not cute. I also ran out of my FAVORITE gum (I'm picky when it comes to stuff like that)...Trident Peppermint Splash (guys it's amazing and lasts forever...and the texture is so awesome...try it)...you can ONLY buy it at Target...I haven't seen it in any other store (annoying)....but...it's been like a month since I've been there...so I haven't had my fav gum around....boo-hoo I know.....so I thought I would shoot a quick email over to Trident to express my adoration/devotion of their product...with the hopes of getting *free* swag and gum (sometimes you can totally score just by writing a letter of appreciation to a BIG company...not the smalls ones)...ERRRR!  FALSE!  They did not have an option to write in to them.  What company doesn't have that option on their website?  TRIDENT!  Poor poor pittiful me right?  I am in dire need of a pedi...someone pointed out that we can give ourselves pedicures and not have to pay $20-$30 for them...umm....mine NEVER turn out like the way Phoung-Li (Tracey-American Name) does it down at Beautiful Nail.  *deep breath* oh I feel so much better!  OOH!  On a lighter note...I have been discovering SOOO much good music!  Ugh I LOVE music!!!  Lucky lucky me!  You guys...Solange Knowles is actually really good...I love her album it's so fun and upbeat!  Kiwini Vaitai....instant mood improver!  Thanks for letting me vent....SUCH a difference!!  Muuuwwah!